Christmas Eve

It is Christmas Eve and time to light the Yule Log...



Need some snow to help get in the Christmas mood? Using Firefox or Chrome, go to Google, and search for "let it snow".

Merry Christmas!

See you later, Alligator

How many ways can you think of to say goodbye...

See you later, Alligator
Not too soon, Big Baboon
Can't stay, Blue Jay
Chow chow, Brown Cow
Not now, Brown Cow
Take a bow, Brown Cow
Gotta go, Buffalo
Time to go, Buffalo
Bye bye, Butterfly
Adieu, Cockatoo
After a while, Crocodile
In a while, Crocodile
Out the door, Dinosaur
Give me a hug, Doodle Bug
In a shake, Garter Snake
Stay well, Gazelle
Blow a kiss, Goldfish
Adios, Hippos
Hit the road, Hoppy Toad
Manana, Iguana
Better swish, Jellyfish
Give a kiss, Jellyfish
Maybe two, Kangaroo
Toodle-loo, Kangaroo
So long, King Kong
Give a hug, Ladybug
In a blizzard, Little Lizard
To your house, Little Mouse
Chop chop, Lollipop
Just a word, Mocking Bird
To the bus, Octopus
Be sweet, Parakeet
'Till then, Penguin
Take care, Polar Bear
In a line, Porcupine
See you soon, Raccoon
Don't meander, Salamander
Gotta run, Skeleton
In an hour, Sunflower
Time to scoot, Warty Newt
Good luck, Yellow Duck

$15 Christmas trees

In today's newspaper, The Messenger, Athens, Ohio, I found the following ad:

TOM AND AMY'S
TREES
$5 per foot
SPECIAL
Any tree - 7 ft or over
$15. Take 50W, right on
Radford Rd, left on
Baker Rd., aproximately
3 miles.
740-698-5333

So if I wanted a 6-foot tree, it would cost $30. Or I could get it half-price by buying a 7-foot tree for $15 and cutting off the bottom!

The misspelling of "approximately" is in the original ad.

The Fuhrer on TCAP in the bunker

Here is funny video from SchoolTube.com titled "The Fuhrer on TCAP in the bunker." Teachers, principals, and administrators will more than likely see some similarities with their own school. A great spoof on what happens when the test results arrive...



...so much for Jeans Day - no jeans for you!

Who wore it better?

The sisters at DeepFriedUnicorn have come up with an interesting concept. They start with a funny picture and then attempt to recreate it. They then basically ask which is better - the original or the remake. An example is shown below:



Visit their blog DeepFriedUnicorn to see their latest creations...